yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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