i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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