That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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