I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
