But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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