WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
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I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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