she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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