pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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