the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He felt like a one man threesome
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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