Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
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and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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