I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
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Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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