As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
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I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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