Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?

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(559): View more from California

yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette

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(510): View more from California

answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.

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(614): View more from Ohio

My ATM looks so different sober.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far

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(760): View more from California

is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.

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