think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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