ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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