Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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