When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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