the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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