And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
tell me about the eggs
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