"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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