the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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