thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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