you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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