I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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