make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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