Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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