tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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