I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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