Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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