He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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