i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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