I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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