At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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