How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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