Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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