paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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