Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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