Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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Can you bring me the toilet please
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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