Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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