OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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