what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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