Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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