and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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