They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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