Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
50% drunk capacity currently
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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