I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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