She just used a chaser for red wine.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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