love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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