but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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