i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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