it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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