i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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